Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work. Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist? They fight tooth and nail! Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold...
puns / word play
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his head out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell.
There was a koala bear who was approached by a prostitute one day. He had never been with a prostitute before. Curious and excited, Koala spent the night with her.
One day two cactuses were driving down the road. They passed a car with two really hot cantaloupes so one of the cactuses rolls down the window and yells "Hey! Nice melons!" The driver cantaloupe turns to her friend and says, "What a couple of...