Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom? A: The ZIP Code.
puns / word play
Did you hear that Kraft is building a new plant in Israel?Yeah, it's going to be called "Cheeses of Nazareth".
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in.
This Kentucky horse breeder had a filly that won every race in which she was entered. But as she got older she became very temperamental. He soon found that when he raced her in the evening, she would win handily, but when she raced during...
Why do women always use DIAL soap? Because DIAL spelled backwards equals happiness!
A little girl is very bored in her house when she looked out her window. To her surprise there were a bunch of little boys out there. She said "Oh.
1. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 2. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? 3. When companies ship styrofoam, what do they ship it in? 4. Why do they report power outages on TV? 5. How do they get the deer...
GHOST POOPIE: the kind that you feel the poopie come out but theres no poopie in the toilet CLEAN POOPIE: the kind where you poopie it out, see it in.
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will? A: "Leave it to Beaver."
Ther was this Indian chief, and he had three wives. They slept in the same tent. One on a bear skin, one on a buffalo skin and one on a hippopotamus skin. After a time the three had children. The one that slept on the...