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Getting Screwed

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In Dirty jokes
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On January 16, 2023
A traveler knocked on the door of the house where a cabdriver had told him he could be sexually accommodated. An eye-level panel slid open and a female voice asked what he wanted. "I want to get screwed," said the man. "OK, mister, but this...

TGIF

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On October 1, 2015

A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by reciting the letters, "T-G-I-F." He smiled.

Farmer in the Field

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In Uncategorized
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On September 24, 2013
A man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing,...

Real Last Name

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In Jokes
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On May 3, 2009
A kid walked into his new classroom, and the teacher says to him, "Hello, what's your name?" And the kid says, "Jeffrey Fuckhour." The teacher told him that she doesn't allow that kind of language in her classroom. Jeffrey tells her again that his last name is really...
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