The Washington Post's ''Style Invitational'' asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners: Foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of obtaining sex. Doltergeist:...
puns / word play
Recently, a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him.
Two fellows have been at the bar now for quite a while, downing several mugs with abandon. They both look at the far end of the bar, in the direction of an unattractive woman who came in a while back. The first fellow looks back...
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TO MOURN HIS PASSING. A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor. "Is Fred.
why can't a bicycle stand by its self? Cause it two tired.
A small business owner was faced with the problem that he needed to downsize his company. He added up all the receipts and discovered he could get by if he fired one of his employees. He looked in his files and saw that he had...
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tells his wife about the purchase.
Q...What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute? A...Brothel Sprouts!
Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom? A: The ZIP Code.