puns / word play
Recently, a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him.
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TO MOURN HIS PASSING. A bill collector knocked on the door of a country debtor. "Is Fred.
why can't a bicycle stand by its self? Cause it two tired.
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tells his wife about the purchase.
Q...What do you call children who are raised in those naughty houses of ill-repute? A...Brothel Sprouts!