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one liners
The odds are a million to one against my being one in a million. -Ashleigh Brilliant
If I didn't have to work so hard, I'd have more time to be depressed. -Ashleigh Brilliant
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry. - Proverb
Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men?It changes their blood type.
If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
You are wasting your time.
Q. Why can you always win a race with Michael Jackson? A. Because he always likes to come in a little behind.