He's as sharp as a beach ball.
one liners
The other night during dinner my brother told a joke and I laughed so hard that milk shot out my nose. The creepy part is that I wasn't drinking milk..
What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?A tea bag.
Hindsight shows you how a mistake looks from the rear.
Q: What did one vampire lesbian say the the other? A: See you next month.
Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
Did you hear about the Irish shoe shop? Buy 1 shoe and get the other 1 free! Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Curtis
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
My uncle got a job as a diamond cutter. When I asked him where he works, he said "I mow the lawn at Yankee Stadium."