A Father is a man with pictures in his wallet, where he used to keep his money when he was single.
I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.
It's a small world. So you gotta use your elbows a lot.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to santa?
Conserve toilet paper, use both sides.