Taxation with representation isn't so hot, either.
one liners
Q: Do you know what the height of mixed emotions is? A: Watching your mother-in- law go over a cliff in your brand-new Mercedes.
The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.
In Canada there are two Seasons... six months of winter and six months of poor snowmobiling.
In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are twice as many H's as O's.
The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: Because they have big fingers.
Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Q: What do you call a guy with one testicle? A: The una baller
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.