A bank robber walked over to one of his hostages and said: "Did you see my face?" "Yes," said the hostage. And then the robber shot him dead. Then he turned to the next man and asked: "Did you see my face?" "No," he said...
marriage/relationship
Two women sitting in the doctor's waiting room began discussing babies. "I want a baby more than anything else in the world." said one. "But I guess it's impossible." "I.
Three weeks after her wedding day, Daphne called her mother. "Mom," she wailed "John and I had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down," said her mom, "it's not half as bad.
A married couple in their 60's were visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", said the wife. And two tickets for a luxury cruise magically appeared in her hand. Husband says,...
After dating a young lady for some time a poor young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the big.
Mr. Johnson's wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young." He.
A wife arrived home from a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed naked, with a lovely young woman. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her and said, “Honey, before you leave, please...
A man went to the Doctor and the doctor told him he had only 24 hours to live. He goes home to tell his wife and after they both had.
There are five different kinds of sex: The first is Smurf Sex. This happens during the honeymoon; you both keep doing it until you're blue in the face. The second.
After celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with a romantic dinner at a restaurant, the wife thanked her husband for a wonderful evening. "It's not over yet," he said, and once back at the house, he presented her with a little black velvet box. She opened...