A wife wakes from a bad dream one night scared and crying. Her husband comforts her and asks why she’s so upset. She replies, “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.” Her husband soothingly replies, “That’s okay...
marriage/relationship
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible.
A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company, “Sir, we have detected an unusual pattern of spending on your card, and we are calling to see if everything.
A man came home one day and said to his wife: "Honey, what would you do if I said I'd won the lottery?" She sneered: "I'd take half and then leave you." "Excellent," he replied. "I hit 3 numbers and won $10. Here's $5, pack...
A bank robber walked over to one of his hostages and said: "Did you see my face?" "Yes," said the hostage. And then the robber shot him dead. Then he.
Two women sitting in the doctor's waiting room began discussing babies. "I want a baby more than anything else in the world." said one. "But I guess it's impossible." "I.
Three weeks after her wedding day, Daphne called her mother. "Mom," she wailed "John and I had a dreadful fight!" "Calm down," said her mom, "it's not half as bad as you think. Every marriage has to have its first fight." "I know, I know!"...
A married couple in their 60's were visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish. "I want to travel around the world with my darling husband", said the.
After dating a young lady for some time a poor young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the big.
Mr. Johnson's wife of 50 years suggested they take a cruise: "We could go somewhere for a week, and make wild love like we did when we were young." He thought it over and agreed. He went to the pharmacy and bought a bottle of...