A guy who had forgotten the dates for a number of his friends' and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates highlighted on screen when the machine was turned on. He went to a number of...
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An absentminded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary.He opened an account with a florist and provided that florist with.
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."Wife texts back.
A woman said to her friend, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything in its place, I am always going around the house organizing things and cleaning up."The friend says, "Take...
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up to her hubby and asks, "Sweetheart, how many others were there before me?" After a few.
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old,.
A woman, completely fed up with her husbands internet browsing obsession finally takes matter into her own hands. One night, as he is sitting at the computer, she goes into the bedroom, takes off all her clothes, puts on a pair of sexy lingerie and...
Little Johnny runs to his mom yelling, "Mommy, Mommy. I was at the playground and I saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in Daddy's car go into the woods." Johnny's mom.
John and Nancy were married for 40 years. For their anniversary, they decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a renewal ceremony.They were discussing the details with their.
A traveling salesman is meeting up with his friend who is a lawyer and says, "I think it's time for a divorce." His friend is shocked and replies, "Why do you feel that way?" "Well, I am pretty sure Mary is cheating on me." said...