Dave went to his local lotto center to check his ticket. When the clerk checked his ticket Dave was told that he had won 5 million dollars. Dave went right home. When he saw his wife he said, "I just won the lottery and I...
marriage/relationship
At a restaurant both, celebrating their 50th Anniversary, the husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago?.
An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being.
A blonde gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's going on?" she asks. "I think I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband....
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going ?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And.
A man and wife were taking a shower when the doorbell rang. The wife says, "I'll get it" and wraps a towel around her. She opens the door and sees.
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parent's nasty divorce. Her mother had found the perfect dress to wear, and would be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever! A week before the wedding, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new,...
A woman stops by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocks on the door then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally.
Smith and Jones were playing racquetball in the local gym. After the game, they went into the locker room to change, and Smith is shocked and amazed to see Jones.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me. Finally...