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Beauty Regimen

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On June 29, 2023
Little Johnny watched fascinated as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face."Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked."To make myself beautiful," said his mother. After a few minutes, the mother began removing the cream with a tissue."What's the matter?" asked little Johnny. "Giving...

Sunday School

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On May 2, 2023

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and.

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Something Exciting

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On March 30, 2023
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She...

Photo Day

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On March 24, 2023

On the school's photo day, the children had all been photographed in their nice outfits. After the photo session, the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a.

Johnny’s Problem

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On February 20, 2023

A teacher noticed that little Johnny at the back of the class was squirming around, pulling at his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find our what.

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Aspirations

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On February 2, 2023
A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up? Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take the hottest ho with me, give her a Ferrari, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in...

Fighting Logic

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On January 18, 2023

A mother of a seven year old is called to school where she learns from the principal that her son had just been in a fight. Feeling the pressure under.

Precious Materials

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On December 29, 2022

The teacher decided that in science class, she would teach her students about different materials.  Standing at the front of the class, she asked, "Children, if you were able to.

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Talking to God

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On November 28, 2022
Little Jimmy was laying about on a hillock in the middle of a meadow on a warm spring day. Puffy white clouds rolled by and he pondered their shape. Soon, he began to think about God. "God? Are you really there?" Jimmy said out loud. To his...
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