A woman was driving her old beat up car on the highway with her 7 year old son. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by.
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore.
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then.
At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer. "But I don't know how to pray," he replied. “Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.,".
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you.