A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating." The teacher said, "That...
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The Ultimate Computer stood at the end of the Ultimate Computer Company's production line. One day, a guided school tour arrived. The salesman stepped forward to give his prepared demo..
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for high-schoolers, the teacher said to her students: “If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family,.
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Johnny received his plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you...
The day before Thanksgiving, this little boy heard his mom and dad fighting. The husband said to the wife, "You stupid bitch, you have floppy tits." She wasn't about to.
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you.
Little boy is in line with his dad, waiting to check out. In front of them is a really fat woman. Little boy looks her over and turns to his daddy and says, "She is really big and fat isn't she daddy?" The father is...
Little Tony was 9 years old and was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came.
A small boy turned to his Aunt Mildred and said: "My God, you're ugly!" His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a.
As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to...