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Definition of Tragedy

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On August 1, 2022
The President was visiting a grade school the other day and sat in on an English class. To participate in the class, he asked for someone to give him an example of a tragedy. A little girl named Peggy held up her hand timidly and...

Speed Limit

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On July 30, 2022

A woman was driving her old beat up car on the highway with her 7 year old son. She tried to keep up with traffic but they were flying by.

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Redneck Schoolkids

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On June 18, 2022
A policeman was talking to a class in the small schoolhouse located in West Virginia. After he had explained the duties a policeman has, he asked the class. "If you were to see a car coming in opposite directions on a one-lane road, what would...

Married Young

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On May 21, 2022

Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then.

Johnny’s Prayer

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On January 23, 2022

At dinner, little Johnny was asked to lead the prayer. "But I don't know how to pray," he replied. “Just pray for your family, friends and neighbors, the poor, etc.,".

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Young Salesmen

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On January 22, 2022
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "My sales approach...

Eating Ice Cream

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On December 15, 2021

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you.

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Saying Grace

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On December 5, 2021
Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Logan received his plate, he started eating right away. "Logan, wait until we say our prayer," his mother reminded him. "I don't have to," the little boy replied. "Of course you...
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