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Ice Fishing

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On October 26, 2023
After church, little Johnny and his brother go ice fishing. Little Johnny starts drilling on the ice when a voice from above says, "Young man, there's no fish down there. Go home.” Little Johnny asks his brother, "Who is that?" His brother replies, "I don't...

Moses’ Mission

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On October 12, 2023

Little Johnny was asked by his mother what he had learned at Sunday school."Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission.

Math Question

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On September 11, 2023

Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade math teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his.

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Father’s Occupation

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On August 16, 2023
Little Johnny was in class, and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.She explained, "I want you to stand up and give us the...

Beauty Regimen

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On June 29, 2023

Little Johnny watched fascinated as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face."Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked."To make myself beautiful," said his mother. After a few minutes,.

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Sunday School

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On May 2, 2023
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He is in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his...

Something Exciting

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On March 30, 2023

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids.

Photo Day

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On March 24, 2023

On the school's photo day, the children had all been photographed in their nice outfits. After the photo session, the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a.

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Johnny’s Problem

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On February 20, 2023
A teacher noticed that little Johnny at the back of the class was squirming around, pulling at his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find our what was going on. Little Johnny was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had a minor...
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