A small boy turned to his Aunt Mildred and said: "My God, you're ugly!" His mother overheard the remark and was appalled. She took him aside and gave him a real telling-off before ordering him to go back out to say sorry to Aunt Mildred....
little johnny
As the crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a five-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what.
Me and my friend were in gym class the other day when we heard the class were playing flag football. We had never played it before, so we asked the.
A little boy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask if he could...
Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right because everyone else laughed. My parents.
Little Johnny asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady at the park. His father impressed by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. The next day,.
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship. Little Mary led off, "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly, "my sales approach...
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so really far out and there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no.
Little Johnny runs to his mom yelling, "Mommy, Mommy. I was at the playground and I saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in Daddy's car go into the woods." Johnny's mom.
The teacher in Johnny's school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny's turn, he stood up and said "My mom's a...