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Sunday School

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On May 2, 2023
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He is in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his...

Something Exciting

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On March 30, 2023

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids.

Photo Day

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On March 24, 2023

On the school's photo day, the children had all been photographed in their nice outfits. After the photo session, the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a.

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Johnny’s Problem

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On February 20, 2023
A teacher noticed that little Johnny at the back of the class was squirming around, pulling at his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find our what was going on. Little Johnny was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had a minor...

Aspirations

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On February 2, 2023

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up? Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, take.

Fighting Logic

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On January 18, 2023

A mother of a seven year old is called to school where she learns from the principal that her son had just been in a fight. Feeling the pressure under.

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Precious Materials

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On December 29, 2022
The teacher decided that in science class, she would teach her students about different materials.  Standing at the front of the class, she asked, "Children, if you were able to have one raw material in the world, what would it be?" Raising his hand, little...

Smart Little Johnny

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On September 5, 2022

New school year started and little Johnny's teacher said she will ask a quiz question every Friday. If the kids got the question right, they would have no homework and.

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Definition of Tragedy

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On August 1, 2022
The President was visiting a grade school the other day and sat in on an English class. To participate in the class, he asked for someone to give him an example of a tragedy. A little girl named Peggy held up her hand timidly and...
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