Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.
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My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and everyone was relieved when we found.
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well honey.." said the slightly prudish parent "the stork brought you to us." "Oh,".
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
There was this little girl staring out her bedroom window, watching two dogs screw in the street. In curiosity she called for her father to explain what they were doing..
Why did the little girl bury her flashlight? Because the batteries died.
Science definitions from Kids... H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water. To collect fumes of sulphur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube. When you smell a oderless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide. Water is composed of two gins,...
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith, the Sunday School teacher, smiling sweetly said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told.
A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side.
There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are Bush fans. Not really knowing what a Bush fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except one boy, Little...