little johnny
Why cant babies get married? Because they dont know how to tie the knot!
A three-year-old little boy was examing his testicles while taking a bath. Mama,he asked, are these my brains? Mama answered, not yet son.
Little Jonny asked his mother "Ma, is it true that people can be taken apart like machines?""Of course not, where did you hear such nonsense?" replied by his motherLittle Jonny.
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start.
A young child walks into a corner store and picks up a big box of laundry detergent. The storekeep trying to be friendly says, "Got a lot of laundry to.
IF YOU HAVE 3 APPLES AND TAKE 2 THEN HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE? 2.