Once upon a time there were three kids named shutup,stupidandmaners.One day they were looking for stupid and a police came up to stupid and said whats your name? shutup wats your name?shutupwats your name?shutupwheres your? maners over there.
little johnny
We had spent the day moving from our farmhouse into our new house in town. Very early the next morning, our 3 1/2 -year-old ran into our bedroom to wake.
A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair. "Don't be angry at your sister," the mother says. "She doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts.".
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time... "Class," said he, "My name begins with the...
What did the whale spread on his toast? Jellyfish!!!!!
Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...? A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!
Dad, can I ask you something? Sure! What about? You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one. And what is this 'one' you're referring to? Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres? No! My nipples are...
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by.
There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way.
two sisters with there family came frome Rassia to our cantry Ethiopia this year for the first time. me and the elder sister were talking about our difrenses when suddenly came the topic of calender. she was saying"how come your calender is 1997?" " thats...