Q: How many people on Get Stuffed does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Four. Two to trot merrily down to the shops to buy a new one, of whom person 1 then rips it unceremoniously out of its packaging and person 2 starts...
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Q: How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Sod it, we're all gonna die anyway.
Q: How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb?A: 66. Eleven philosophers to ponder whether it is possible to actually do anything; ten semanticists to debate the.
How many Notre Dame Students does it take to change a light bulb? 8077 - one to distract the rector, one to make a bulb run, one to change the bulb, one to light a candle for it at grotto, three to discuss the unparrled...
Q: How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Four, and you have to walk them through it a few times.
Q: How many residents of country towns does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: None, they're afraid there's been too much development already.
Q: How many mutants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two thirds.
Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two, the new one and the old one.
How many Victorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? We do not discuss this with ladies and children present.