How many Notre Dame Students does it take to change a light bulb?
8077 – one to distract the rector, one to make a bulb run, one
to change the bulb, one to light a candle for it at grotto,
three to discuss the unparrled light bulb changing tradition at
notre dame, 70 to sing the fight song and 8000 to check the
university’s rank in the light bulb changing polls.