Q: How many Daleks does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: 1,500,000: To conquer a race than can climb ladders for them.
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Q: How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two-one to do it and one to cross the road.
Two. One to change the bulb, and one to change it back again.
Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb?A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature. Next question, please.
Q: What do a Soviet emigre and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common?A: Neither one is very bright.
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: What lightbulb?
Q: How many Union Electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner. One to screw in the bulb. One to hold him on the step ladder. Four to hold the step ladder steady....
Q: How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they.
How many alt.conspiracy readers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to do it, one to insist that the CIA was responsible for the old bulb burning.
Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.