A man was driving down the road with a lady passenger in the front and two guys asleep in the back when a policeman stopped him. Policeman- excuse me sir but congratulations you are the first person to pass our checkpoint with your seatbelt on,...
fictional characters
On day there was a man that walked into a bar. He peered across the room to see another man holding his ass with a look of pain over his.
If Santa answered his mail honestly... ---------- Dear Santa I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv bena gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy,.
Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state...
BARBIE'S LETTER TO SANTA: Dear Santa: Listen you fat troll, I've been saving your ass every year, being the perfect Christmas Present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in December and dressing.
mary had a little lamb, she kept it in a bucket, everytime it got out the dog tried to.... lick its face! (if u dont get it your an idiot)