On day there was a man that walked into a bar. He peered across
the room to see another man holding his ass with a look of pain
over his face.
He walked over and asked what was wrong with him. He said that
he had a champagne cork lodged 12 inches up his ass. The other
man looked in horror at him and asked why. He said that he had
been walking through the desert when he found a bottle in the
sand and kicked it.
He then said a genie came out and told him he would grant him
one wish. He exclaimed “NO SHIT!!!”