Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond.The frog said to the princess, "I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back...
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A knight went off to fight in the Holy Crusades but before leaving he made his wife wear a chastity belt. After tightly securing it to her, he handed the.
A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 50th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because.
Two men were sitting at the bar on the top floor of the Empire State Building. One man says to the other, "You know, if you jump out the window here, the force of the wind will blow you back in through the window on...
A woman found a magic bottle, rubbed it and out popped a genie. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes. The genie said, “Nope, sorry, three-wish genies are.
A man was walking down the street. All of a sudden he heard a loud voice say “Stop! Stand Still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall.
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant them." Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah swung her wand and proclaimed...
Sir Gwilym and his men returned to the king's castle bearing bags of gold, and a half a dozen slave women, fruits of plundering the land for a week. "Where.
A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, "Don't take a step further." She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where.
A senator sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass lamp. "This will look good on my mantel," he said, and took it home...