My Little Leprechaun

Johnny who didn’t like use the school’s bathroom so he went
behind the school in the bushes. One day a couple of his friends
were coming near him so Johnny quickly wiped his butt with his
hands. His friends asked, “What’s in your hand Johnny?” “My
little leprechaun.” “No, seriously what’s in your hand Johnny?”
“My little leprechaun.” Then his friends got mad and said, “If
you don’t tell us what’s in your hand then we’ll tell the
teacher.” He replied, “My little leprechaun.” So he was sent to
his teacher

His teacher asked him the same question, “What’s in your hand
Johnny?” But all he said, “My little leprechaun.” So she got mad
with him and took him straight down to the principal’s office.

The principal asked him, “So, Johnny, What’s in your hand?” “My
little leprechaun.” “Johnny, please tell us what’s in your
hand.” “My little leprechaun.” “Johnny, if you don’t tell me
what’s in your hand then I’m going to spank you!” Johnny replied
with a simple, “My little leprechaun.” So the principal spanked
him and shit went flying every where. Johnny said to the
principal, “Look what you did! You scared the shit out of my
little leprechaun!”