T-Shirt and Lighter Sayings

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1. Men aren’t pigs. Pigs are intelligent, sensitive, caring
animals.

2. I’m not drunk you shilly sit

3. Time is the best teacher, unfortunately it kills all it’s
students

4. Procrastinators Unite….Tomorrow

5. Caution, Blonde thinking

6. Beauty is in the eye of the Beerholder

7. Sex is like air, it’s not important unless you aren’t getting
any

8. I’d kiss you, but I have a strong gag reflex

9. Queen of the bad girls

10. It looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks

11. Men are like outhouses, always taking and full of crap

12. Instant Human, just add coffee

13. Dog and Husband missing, 100$ reward for return of dog

14. Face it…sometimes you’re the dog…and sometimes you’re
the fire hydrant

15. Money isn’t everything…but it keeps the kids in touch

16. Beer…4 out of 5 people prefer it to Prozac

17. I smile because you’ve all finally driven me INSANE

18. I feel better now that I’ve lost all hope

19. Lost in thought…a deep, dark, unfamiliar place

20. Let me show you how we do it in the trailer park

21. If you want sunshine, go to the beach

22. Looking for a 10…will settle for a 5

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