New school year started and little Johnny's teacher said she will ask a quiz question every Friday. If the kids got the question right, they would have no homework and no class on Monday. The first Friday came and the teacher asked, "Who can tell...
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No dictionary has ever been able to define the difference between "complete" and "finished." However, in a linguistic conference, held in London some years ago, and attended by some of.
Little Johnny's teacher asks the class if anyone can use the word "beautiful" in a sentence. Little Johnny starts waving his hand in the air immediately. The teacher calls on little Mary..
There is much concern that Induhviduals are trying to pass themselves off as DNRC members. If you are in doubt about a particular person's Induhviduality, simply administer this IQ quiz (Induhviduality Quotient): 1. What is the capital letter in Russia? 2. If 2 + 2...
Little Jimmy Keller was 7 now and still sucking his thumb. His parents wanted him to stop so badly. Jimmy was in the habit and couldn't get out. His father.
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male.
A college student was in a philosophy class which had a discussion about God's existence. The professor presented the following logic: "Has anyone in this class heard God?" Nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Again, nobody spoke. "Has anyone in this class...
A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in the class the first half ot the proverb, and asked them to come up with the rest..
Little Johny was at home doing his math homework. He said to himself, "Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three plus six, that son of a.
One day there were 3 mexicans(they do speak good english) crossing the boarder. The cops pull them over and asked for their green card. The first mexican said," We dont have any green cards but is there any way we can get out of it."...