Murphy's Law of Repeatability The difference between the Laws of Nature and Murphy's Law is that with the Laws of Nature you can count on things screwing up the same way every time.
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A woman worries about.
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1) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 2) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you. 3)...
Your mama is so fat that her shadow weighs 10 pounds.
Don't be sexist. Broads hate that!
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A: A two-ton pick-up.
Real programmers write readable code, which they then self-righteously refuse to explain.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do a little kissing. Jack made a move, and grabed her boob, And now his two front teeth are missing.
The three latest stupid technological discoveries: 1.) Solar powered flashlights. 2.) Inflatable dartboards. 3.) Helicopter ejection seats.