Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The...
Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." -Mo4al ************ On the trucks of a local plumbing company here in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber!!" -Rickley.
Your Mommas so ugly she looked like Kermit the frog!!!!!
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON 1 SIDE OF THE PLANE THE OUTER SIDE WENT UP
Yo mama so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
An eye doctor, a heart surgeon and an HMO executive die and are in heaven. God asks the eye doctor why he should be let into heaven, and the doctor.
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all the others. Options would be available for 'equalization' of color combinations on the tree.
Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? An insurance company.
yo mama so fat, that she couldnt jump to conclusion