A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud...
Your mommas so fat, Police had to us the Jaws of Life to help her take a shit!
Monday 8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. They thank me and hang up. God, we let the people vote.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Hiroshima? Nothing.... yet.
a guy walks into a bar and sees a jug of money sitting on the tablE he says to the bartender "whats that money for" the bartender says "well its.
All the traffic is tied up all over LA and the man got out of his car to try to find out why he wasn't moving...its OJ again he was.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.130. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he/she refuses, claim that you have won by forfeit and therefore conquered his/her side of the room....
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I can pee farther than anyone else" "Yeah" the bartender says. "Sure, and I can pee right on the.
Hail hits your house and you have to take it to the body shop for an estimate.