Yo mama so ugly that when she entered an ugly contest, she was disqualified for being a professional.
Hey, you leave my mama outta this and I'll leave this outta your mama!
Q. What's grey and comes in quarts? A. An elephant.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.90. Trash the room when your roommate's not around. Then leave and wait for your roommate to come back. When he/she does, walk in and...
A Canadian study shows that smokers seem to have smaller penises, due to the smoking.Health Canada should take note of that penis study.There is no doubt that news of reduced.
1. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. 2. He tells you that his last good case was a "Budweiser." 3. When the prosecutors see who your.
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I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
A man is walking down the road on a nice autumn day, when he comes across an old bottle. He decides to rub it, (as you do to old bottles.
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." --Steve Martin "You know that look women get when they want sex? . . .Me neither." --Drew Carey "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a...