Gary Coleman said that if he's elected governor of California, he's going to build condos for "little people." Everything will be scaled down to their size. Kitchen cabinets lower, sinks, toilets, etc., lower. And the tenants will not have to pay any rent. They'll be known...
A man was walking in the city, when a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner accosted him. The man took out.
Did you know that Bill Clinton really was supportive of Monica throughout thier tryst? He kept telling her, "Chin up young lady, chin up."
"WHO WANTS TO WIN AN OIL WELL". This is how the game is played. A contestant will be required to pick the correct answer out of 4 possible answers. For each correct answer chosen, a contestant wins money. There are 16 steps to winning the oil...
An African diplomat was talking to the prim and proper Washington hostess. "In my country," he said, "the most popular of all activities is making love to our livestock." Shocked,.
A nice man walks past a house and sees three girls sitting on their front porch. He stops and says to the first little girl, "Hello little girl, what's your.
1. Get off the mailman 2. Get the ball 3. Do you want a bone 4. Get down
So, it seems that some friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers.
Two women go out one night without their husbands. As they came back, right before dawn, both of them drunk, They felt the urge to pee. They noticed the only.
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side