You wake up face down on the pavement. ..................... You put your bra on backward and it fits better. ..................... You call the suicide prevention hotline and they ask to put you on hold. ..................... You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office....
The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two.
I feel good. I lost 20 pounds on the that deal-a-meal plan. Not that Richard Simmons plan. This is where you play cards, lose, and don't have enough cash to.
yo mamma so ugly and fat when her but saw her face it took off and ran to jlo
Did you know why single women don't fart? Because they don't have assholes until they get married. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of her life," her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple. The...
Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." -Mo4al ************ On the trucks of a local plumbing company here in NE Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip, call your plumber!!" -Rickley.
Your Mommas so ugly she looked like Kermit the frog!!!!!
YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON 1 SIDE OF THE PLANE THE OUTER SIDE WENT UP