A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President...
HER SIDE OF THE STORY He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit.
close ur eyes and then emagine a buetiful lake. U see a nakid women, she starts to suk your dik, u feel like erecting, then scream ooh, ooh. When someone.
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IMPEACHMENT December 17, 1998 'Twas The Night Before Impeachment, when all through the House, All the Congress was stirring, even Conyers, the louse. The Articles were hung by the Capitol with care, In hopes that Saint Bubba would be trapped in the...
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods? A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
There was an Indian, a Pakistani and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania, Australia. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went...
Your momma so fat she asked for a water bed and they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he.
"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety." "Let's take your car." Really means.... "Mine is full of beer cans, burger wrappers and...