Your ma,ma is so fat that she fell in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House! A: Because they can't afford.
Yo Mama so fat, you have to take two trains and a bus to get on her good side.
A famous art collector is walking through the city when he notices a mangy cat lapping milk from a saucer in the doorway of a store and he does a double take.He knows that the saucer is extremely old and very valuable, so he walks casually...
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received.
HER SIDE OF THE STORY He was in an odd mood when I got to the bar, I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit.
close ur eyes and then emagine a buetiful lake. U see a nakid women, she starts to suk your dik, u feel like erecting, then scream ooh, ooh. When someone hears u say " that nakid women was having sex with me " and point to...
'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE IMPEACHMENT December 17, 1998 'Twas The Night Before Impeachment, when all through the House, All the Congress was stirring, even Conyers, the louse. The Articles were.
Q: What did the doe say when she came running out of the woods? A: I'll never do that for two bucks again.
Eagles may soar, free and proud, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.