A guy who had forgotten the dates for a number of his friends' and relatives' birthdays and anniversaries, decided to compile a list on the computer and have the dates.
"I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly."
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
An absentminded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary.He opened an account with a florist and provided that florist with.
Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.The pharmacist at the counter asked the older boy, 'Son,.
I didn't realize how bad of a driver I was until my navigation said, "In 400 feet, pull over and let me out."