Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
Yesterday, I fell down from a 10 meter ladder. Thank God I was on the third step.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
My friend claims that he "accidentally" glued himself to his autobiography, but I don't believe him. But that's his story, and he's sticking to it.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs? Hailing Taxi.