Don’t argue with fools, because from a distance other people can’t tell which one is you.
Author: Joker#1
Sometimes, I look at my boss and I can't believe this is what we ended up with after 6 billion years of evolution.
Some people are just treasures that you just want to bury them.
You have no one to blame but yourself. Unless some other guy is standing next to you then you can blame him.
I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables but when I get home, I discover they’re just regular donuts.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
My boss keeps worrying about the zombie apocalypse coming. He forgets that zombies eat brains. He will be just fine.
A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas wish list to Jesus. He first writes, ‘Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so.