I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week.
When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one evening he.
Wife texts husband on a cold winter morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and then gently tap edges with hammer."Wife texts back.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest.
I work in a library. Literally, all we do is judge books by their covers.
There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over.
A woman said to her friend, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything in its place,.
Spider-man has been unmasked in all his last 4 films. If I was him, I wouldn't even bother dressing up.
A young guy goes to the Job Center in Charleston, West Virginia, and sees a flyer advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant at a Soothing Approach Gynecology Center. Interested, he wants to learn more. "Can you give me some more details?" he asks the clerk.The clerk pulls...