“If I had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.”
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassing a young girl as she walked by the construction site. She completely ignored him, and just kept on walking. Annoyed the worker.
''I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure out where the hell you got the idea I cared.”
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little frisky. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and smiling, he says to...
Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.
A hooded robber burst into a bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. As he was about to exit, one brave customer grabbed the hood and pulled.
Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...
After the birth of their child, an Episcopal priest, wearing his clerical collar, visited his wife in the hospital. He greeted her with a hug and a kiss, and gave.
After the wedding, the bride put a box next to her bed and told her husband never to open and check, what’s inside of it. Forty years passed and the.
''I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to make an exception.”