A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into...
It has been many years since the embarrassing day when the young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered a butcher shop. She confronted the butcher with the news.
The family had two twin boys whose only resemblance to each other were their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If.
During a commercial airline flight an experienced Air Force pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not...
A policeman was talking to a class in the small schoolhouse located in West Virginia. After he had explained the duties a policeman has, he asked the class. "If you.
A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the.
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin!...
A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would.
The phone rings at the FBI office. “Hello?" answers an agent. “I’m calling to report my neighbor, Tom. He is hiding coke in his firewood.” “We’ll send some men over,.
A couple of young boys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track. All of a sudden, the Game Warden jumped out of the bushes. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out...