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Garage Sale

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On November 25, 2023
I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $35 apiece. I needed to step away for a bit so I asked him to watch them for me. "Sure," he said, "but just in case someone offers less, how low are you willing...
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Report on Childbirth

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On November 24, 2023
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his parents, "How was I born?" "Well, Honey..." said the boy's mom, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy. "Well, how did you and daddy get born?" he asked. "Oh, the stork brought...

Petty Argument

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On November 23, 2023

The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. I say it was petty, she would have said it was Armageddon. As is our nature, neither of us.

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Worried Sick

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On November 22, 2023
An elderly woman in her nineties had a visitor from her church come to see her at the nursing home. “How are you?” the visitor asked. “Oh,” said the elderly woman, “I’m just worried sick!” “You look like you’re in good health. They take good care...

Mother’s Effort

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On November 21, 2023

The teenager lost a contact lens while playing basketball in his driveway. After a brief, fruitless search, he gave up. His mother took up the cause and within minutes she.

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