Little Johnny asked his dad for a dollar to give to a little old lady at the park. His father impressed by his son’s kindness, gave him the dollar. The next day, Little Johnny asked his dad for another dollar, again for the little old lady at the...
"I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently 'a way out' wasn't the right answer."
I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, gross, godless, evil stuff... and I want it (:
A five year old boy asks his father, "Dad what's between mom's legs?" "Paradise," replies the father not knowing what to say to a five year old. "And what's between your legs, dad?" continues the little boy. The father replies, "A key to the paradise, son."...
My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.”
A young couple took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitations, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his.
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter, the Princess. But there was a problem. The princess was cursed. Anything she touched would melt. No matter what it was, metal, wood, stone, anything. Because of this, men were afraid of...
I never admit or deny anything it makes things more interesting.
“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was.
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”