An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her interest in health food and exercising. When they reached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter took them to...
I work in a library. Literally, all we do is judge books by their covers.
There's never enough time to do it right, but there's always enough time to do it over.
A woman said to her friend, "I don't know what to do. My husband is such a mess maker that you can't imagine. He doesn't put anything in its place, I am always going around the house organizing things and cleaning up."The friend says, "Take a...
Spider-man has been unmasked in all his last 4 films. If I was him, I wouldn't even bother dressing up.
A young guy goes to the Job Center in Charleston, West Virginia, and sees a flyer advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant at a Soothing Approach Gynecology Center. Interested, he wants.
"Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward."
Morty and Saul, are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul, the banker, says to Morty, "So listen, Morty, you know I don't swim so.
A parent's job is basically a daily struggle to help a crazy person stay alive.
Two redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back, as planned, to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the plane,...