Our child has a great deal of willpower—and even more won’t power.
On the way home from an office party, a wife said to her middle aged husband: "Have I ever told you how sexy and irresistible to women you are?" "I.
Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with a slow Internet connection to see who they really are.
One night, Murphy was walking home when, all of a sudden, a thief jumped on him. Murphy and the thief began to wrestle. They rolled about on the ground and.
There is no ’me’ in team. No, wait, yes there is!
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed-off and watched in horror as the ball headed directly toward a foursome of.
"Didn't sleep much but I did get a solid few hours of worrying done."
"There's no reason to tailgate me when I'm doing 50 in a 35. And those flashing lights on top of your car look ridiculous."