A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
Recently I heard the former mayor of Reading, Pennsylvania, recount some funny stories about his time in office. One happened while he was running for reelection; he was in a.
People say that laughter is the best medicine...my face must be curing the world!
One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. Ben searches diligently through the thick underbrush and suddenly he spots...
I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.
The old couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon for their 50th wedding anniversary. The old woman said, "We will go to all the same places that we.
''Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans."
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist - he insulted.
Three guys, Shane, Ricky and Jeff, were working on a high-rise building project when Shane fell off the scaffolding and instantly died. As the ambulance took the body away, Ricky.
''Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here."