Last Words

Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s in tears.
He says, “So what’s bothering you, dear?”
She says, “Oh, Father, I’ve got terrible news. My husband passed away last night.”
The priest says, “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he say anything before he passed away?”
She says, “Aye, that he did, Father.”
The priest says, “What did he say, Mary?”
She says, “He said, ‘Please, Mary, put down that dang gun…'”