A priest was driving home when he came across a dead pig lying on the road. He calls the police to inform them. A cocky sergeant answered the call. "Did ye read him his last rites?" smirked the sergeant. "Naw," replied the priest, "I thought...
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A rabbi, a minister, and a Wiccan priestess decided to go on a fishing trip together. They went down to their local lake, rented a boat, and went out on.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one shook the minister’s hand, he said, “Thanks for the message, Reverend..
A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town. At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, “Pastor, I will contribute $1,000.” Just then,...
A new preacher wanted to rent a house in the country but the only one available was rumored to be haunted. That didn’t bother the preacher since he didn’t believe.
The Pastor approached his pulpit one Sunday and said, "Before we get started today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant. I've heard that many of.
On the way out of the church one Sunday morning, the preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. "You need to join the Army of the Lord, Jack!" he said. Jack replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor...
Two elderly, excited Southern women were sitting together in the front pew of a church listening to a fiery preacher. When this preacher condemned the sin of stealing, these two.
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d just received that morning from his mom.As he opened it, a twenty-dollar bill fell out..
The temporary Sunday School teacher was struggling to open a combination lock on the supply cabinet. She had been told the combination but couldn't quite remember it. She went to the pastor's study and asked for help.The pastor came into the room and began to...