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First Confession

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On July 29, 2022
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions for the first time, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a...

Guillotine

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On July 19, 2022

One day, they're leading a priest, a drunkard, and an engineer to the guillotine. They ask the priest if he wants to face up or down when he meets his.

Youthful Ideas

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On October 26, 2021

An elderly priest was speaking to a younger priest. "You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm!.

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Helping Hand

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On August 20, 2021
A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching...

Poor Groom

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On January 17, 2021

After dating a young lady for some time a poor young man decides it is time to marry her.  He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the big.

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Last Rites

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On October 13, 2020
A priest is driving home when he comes across a dead pig lying on the road. So he calls the police to inform them. A cocky sergeant answers the called. "Did ye read him his last rites?" smirks the sergeant. "Naw." replies the priest." I...

Smarter than Einstein

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On September 19, 2020

At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one shook the minister’s hand, he said, “Thanks for the message, Reverend..

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Stingy Rich Man

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On September 15, 2020
A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town. At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, “Pastor, I will contribute $1,000.” Just then,...
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