“Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.” The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father. I don’t want to ruin...
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After dating a young lady for some time a poor young man decides it is time to marry her. He proceeds with all the necessary plans and finally the big.
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed. “I don’t.
A priest was driving home when he came across a dead pig lying on the road. He calls the police to inform them. A cocky sergeant answered the call. "Did ye read him his last rites?" smirked the sergeant. "Naw," replied the priest, "I thought...
A rabbi, a minister, and a Wiccan priestess decided to go on a fishing trip together. They went down to their local lake, rented a boat, and went out on.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the worshipers filed out of the sanctuary to greet the minister. As one shook the minister’s hand, he said, “Thanks for the message, Reverend..
A crumbling old church building needed remodeling, so, during his sermon, the preacher made an impassioned appeal looking directly at the richest man in town. At the end of the sermon, the rich man stood up and announced, “Pastor, I will contribute $1,000.” Just then,...
A new preacher wanted to rent a house in the country but the only one available was rumored to be haunted. That didn’t bother the preacher since he didn’t believe.
The Pastor approached his pulpit one Sunday and said, "Before we get started today I want you to know that there are rumors running rampant. I've heard that many of.
On the way out of the church one Sunday morning, the preacher grabbed Jack by the hand and pulled him aside. "You need to join the Army of the Lord, Jack!" he said. Jack replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." Pastor...