yo mamas so bald mr.cleans jealous. yo mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales said we are family. yo mamas so dumb the weather man said it would be chilly out and she went out with a bowl and spoon and...
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Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Knock, knock, who's there the plumber the plumber who me you dork!
Your mama is so smelly she makes right guard go left, and speed stick slow down. IK
Your mommas so dumb she sold the car for gas money!
One day two cactuses were driving down the road. They passed a car with two really hot cantaloupes so one of the cactuses rolls down the window and yells "Hey!.
Q: How many post-doctoral fellows does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but it'll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will probably give it to the technician to do.
Why Dogs don't surf the web... Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. Can't help attacking the screen when they hear.
Q: What is the similarity between lightning and a violist's fingers? A: They both never strike the same place twice. Submitted by Calamjo Edited by Yisman
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. (Lick finger and wipe on shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. Nice legs....what time do they open? Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking...