14> "You were, uh, *born* a man, right?" 13> "Are you going to tell me the secret code, or am I going to have to assume you're an alien and blast you?" 12> "You and your wife were never very big on that 'exclusive' thing,...
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I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.
This woman of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several plastic surgeons before.
How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"? He never had to date one.
yo mamas so bald mr.cleans jealous. yo mamas so fat she jumped in the ocean and the whales said we are family. yo mamas so dumb the weather man said.
Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
Knock, knock, who's there the plumber the plumber who me you dork!
Your mama is so smelly she makes right guard go left, and speed stick slow down. IK
Your mommas so dumb she sold the car for gas money!
One day two cactuses were driving down the road. They passed a car with two really hot cantaloupes so one of the cactuses rolls down the window and yells "Hey! Nice melons!" The driver cantaloupe turns to her friend and says, "What a couple of...