YO MAMMA SO FAT WHEN SHE WENT ON 1 SIDE OF THE PLANE THE OUTER SIDE WENT UP
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Your Mommas so ugly she looked like Kermit the frog!!!!!
Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness and today.
Did you know why single women don't fart? Because they don't have assholes until they get married. Submitted by Curtis Edited by Glaci
yo mama so fat, that she couldnt jump to conclusion
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Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco!
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas...Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the colors of the ornaments would be prettier than most all.
ya momma breath soo hot when she close her mouth the back of her head blow up.
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