Q:How do you make a Swiss roll? A:you push them down the Alps.
Jokes
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? If you're.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
How many Notre Dame Students does it take to change a light bulb? 8077 - one to distract the rector, one to make a bulb run, one to change the bulb, one to light a candle for it at grotto, three to discuss the unparrled...
Q: How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Four, and you have to walk them through it a few times.
One day while the Camel, and the Elephant were near by each other, the Elephant looked over to the Camel. The Elephant says to the Camel (What a silly place.
What do you call two Packies jumping out of a plane? Chocolate drops.
Human 1: I can jump over the CN Tower and you can't. Haha Human 2: How did you jump over the CN Tower? Human 1: You see, I said I.
yo momma so fat she aint go skinny dippin she went chunky ducken
Q: How many residents of country towns does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?A: None, they're afraid there's been too much development already.