Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
Jokes
A girl goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark.
Why did the man fill his waterbed with beer? He wanted a foam mattress. Submitted by Glaci Edited by Tantilazing
A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO (Chief Executive Officer) standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in hand. "Listen," said the CEO, "this is important, and my secretary has left. Can you make...
Once,there was a detective who was just moving in to his new office. He heard a knock on the door. He wanted to make a good impression since he was.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Hiroshima? Nothing.... yet.
Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a woman.
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.130. Challenge your roommate to a duel. If he/she.
A very rich old man is on his deathbed and is going to die soon, so he calls in his three sons. He gives them each a duck and tells.
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender "I can pee farther than anyone else" "Yeah" the bartender says. "Sure, and I can pee right on the spot from 75 feet away" the guy says. "Yeah right" the bartender says. "It's true,...