Jokes
What do you get when a blonde graduates from Harvard with a 4.0 average? A dean who has been very happy for the last 4 years.
Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already know you don't have? If you get cheated by the Better Business Bureau, who do you complain.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are about a dollar fifty and deer nuts are under a buck.
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on.
There were three girls. One was a brunet, another was a red head, and the last was a blonde. They were caught by a tribe that was scared of storms.Then.
Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting queer It is definatley the most annoying day of the.