How many Jewish American Princesss does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call Daaaaddy.
Jokes
We know the pieces fit, we watched towers fall away. Confused, while smoldering, explanations differing. Their intentions juxtaposed against the forces set in motion. Dissembling as they forbid any investigation..
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home? A: It took her that long to discover that a 14-inch Viking was.
An elderly man by the name of Mr. MacIntosh was laying on his deathbed, with his son at his bedside. The old man said suddenly, "It's time! Send for the Minister." The dying man said, "The Minister! Dad, I think you mean the priest. We...
Q: How do you drown a blond? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at.
The doctor was caught in bed with the farmer's wife and explained to the shocked husband that he was only taking her temperature. The farmer took his shotgun, primed it.
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up. They started loading their gear into the...
A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"The fellow replies, "well I've got these two.
A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For years, for thousands of hours, he worked with the insect. It learned to walk across a.
In a recent issue of Meat & Poultry magazine, editors quoted from ''Feathers,'' the publication of the California Poultry Industry Federation, telling the following story: It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration has a unique device for testing the strength of windshields on airplanes. The...