Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!
Jokes
Q: How many tenors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they.
A man walks into a bar, and sees a horse setting by a pot full of money. He walked up to the bartender, and asked"whats the horse and money for?".
How does a blonde like her eggs? Unfertilized.
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Unable to come up with a.
Two rednecks are walking down the street. One of them looks over and sees a dog licking himself on the sidewalk. He turns to the other redneck and says, "Hey.
"How was your golf game, dear?" asked Jack's wife Tracy."Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight's gotten so bad I couldn't see where the ball went.""But you're seventy-five years old, Jack!" admonished his wife, "Why don't you take my brother Scott along?""But he's...
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.".
A man comes up to a woman and says"Do you want to go do it?" The woman says"Do what?" The man says"Go jump off a brige!
For a boy's 15th birthday, his father gave him a duck, and said, "Go into town and see what you can get with this." The boy then went in search of the best deal he could find. He first ran into a hooker who offered,...