A man walks into a bar, and sees a horse setting by a pot full of money.
He walked up to the bartender, and asked”whats the horse and money for?”
The bartender says”If you can make him do anything other then sit there, you can have all that money”
So, the man took the horse to the back room, and a few minutes later he came back and the horse was laughing. so he took the money and left.
A few years later the man came back, and the horse was still laughing. The bartender said if you can make him do anything else, you can have all the money next to him.
so the man took the horse to the back room again and a few minutes later he came back and the horse was crying.
the bartender said”You can have the money, but what did you do?”
The man leaned over and said”The first time I told him I had a bigger dick then him, then the second time I showed him”