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Jokes
Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11? I asked my wife why there were so many dings on.
OSAMA BIN LADEN has been captured. The Americans heard he was hiding in a field. So they sprayed it with VIAGRA and the prick stood up!
You're a redneck if.... Your idea of a 7-course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, "Look, a dead bird." And the blonde looks up and says, "Where?"
MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchBy Hank VorjesVATICAN CITY (AP) -- In a joint press conference in St. Peter's Square this morning, MICROSOFT Corp. and the Vatican announced that the.
For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.
"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." ...George W. Bush 9/22/97
Some ordinary folks become great philosophers when they are sitting alone in the bathroom stalls of the world contemplating life's problems. Here are a few gems. Make love, not war..
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals have been using foul language in the course of normal conversation between employees. Due to complaints from some of the more easily offended workers, this conduct will no longer be tolerated. The management does, however,...